My only regret in life was not taking autoshop in high school! Then if my car needs attention I don’t have to ask a man for help! And then I could be the cool lesbian that knows a thing or two about cars!
My old roommate was talking on the phone one day talking about maintaining her car. I heard a mans voice ask, “do you need any help with that?” She replied, “No, I have a lesbian, I’m good.”